» PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

shsl-ornithologist:

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

tags: + asexual + me + preach

someoneatethis:

Now that summer is ending, I can’t drink enchilada sauce out of a margarita glass. Man… I’m gonna miss summer.

This…this is Craig Cahn. From Dream Daddy… When he was in College…

» PLEASE REBLOG

sarahcrossfiresoccer:

the-fates-of-many:

empressgracie:

lunas-fez:

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

let’s say this calmly, WHEN YOU WRITE EVERYONE ON THE NOTE, SLAP HIM WITH IT.

Full support here my friend. <3

^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

blacklynx14:

Want a pokemon egg?

Every person who reblogs this will have a Pokémon egg in their submissions and a few days later a Pokémon will hatch from the egg.

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The egg will be randomly hatched. It may be evolved. shiny or even a legendary. (Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes do not count.)

» Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

clausy4life:

ryanhadblogged:

mexicanthighs:

smartwata:

trapbvby:

feels-ships-lunars:

thelunarchroniclesthoughts:

missprincessdancingsunshine:

prettylittleliarsfan901:

shippinglucaya:

riarkling:

bitchwithwifivevo:

celestialkeyprincess:

crazy-fairy-br:

blondespancakes:

insidethe99:

patrick-kanes-nose:

i-likethesummer-rain:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

I’m sorry guys but I love my mommy ;w;

chibiarmygeneral:

thelovesickartist:

chibiarmygeneral:

thelovesickartist:

whY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DATING SOMEONE

because people assume when you talk to others affectionately it can be mistaken as a relationship and society has created this idea that any people being nice to each other can’t be single?

[ rhat and I called evillustrations daddy ]

So? I have a friend that we call mommy and another who randomly grabs our breast but we aren’t dating. (She does other weird things but I’m not going there)

I am grab breast friend.

loverofpiggies:

mikmik121:

sugartalesans:

haylee-scribbles:

golden-melon:

dragonkeeper2002:

ripleybeagle:

slendersummerseve:

intrepimid:

theoriginalsugardaddy:

ridashippu:

svinjathenorsk:

luna-kelly:

amour-de-tous:

cheesethesecond:

bobcatmoran:

copperbadge:

drownedinlight:

pimpinchilton:

trustno1butacos:

adieangel:

foxathanmulder:

pen-paper-aliens:

come-forth-into-the-light:

not-so-secret-nerd:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

soubrettina:

jupiter235:

bugzattack:

nb2000:

enigmaticagentalice:

tachikoma:

“We arent sure yet”

“No more prawns lol”

“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”

“Tell him thanks for me!”

“Break”

“I may be showing signs of my one-track mind”

“I just proved my autocorrect’s point”

“I’m here”

“Did you succeed in activating my card last night?”

“fuck you, I thought it was a good idea at the time”

Normally, people don’t start working until over a full week after the bar exam. So they probably don’t expect me to start until about the 10th or so. So they might just say start when you get back. But I just leave here at like 4 or 5 when I get off work. But idk if I’d be able to sorta set my hours to leave early.“

“Okay!”

“Yaaaassss 👉😎👉”

“No”

“Ok, well keep me posted.”

“If they find me dead you know who to blame.”

“Nope, not me!”

“Oh noooo”

“Can we just take a moment to appreciate his eyelashes though?”

Okay Proffesor Willow, don’t take my pokemon tips.

“She’s trynna start drama”

The fuckle shuckle is yous issue

“Ikr I got the good shit”

“You can swap as many as you want”

“I don’t think I can sleep right now”

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!?”

“(Back)”

“Dreams are odd”

“Sans frowned. ‘You sure?’”

I.. I was roleplaying -///-

“My burn is just killing me and I wanna sleep X [ ”

“Hella”

“Girl you got good food taste”

“ *claps* ”

tags: + funny

sir-scandalous:

electric-fork:

dorktaliaimagines:

gaycatlord-stuff:

imagine-nsfw-hetalia:

inlovewith-nyx:

thehopelessromanticrp:

coconutmilk315:

sc-erwin-smith:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. EDIT #2: oh shit oh shit oh shit. Another one of my side blogs is gone and half the people I follow aren’t in my follow list.

@ask-your-corporal @humanities-strongest-beta @coconutmilk315

Ah thank you so much @sc-erwin-smith This already happened to me, I clicked it and immediately knew I messed up. I changed my password and I think my account is ok

@soulxkrystal @thebritishheichou @bluejouceline @the-d-price

Oh mannnn why couldnt i have seen this like 5 minutes ago…? Guyssss @thedanielstark@wavexrider@destructivesummers@bound-by-the-string@eyes-blazing

@betrayedbymyownblood @myfavaesthetic

So this is a thing that happened 

SHIT I OPENED IT W/O READING 

HOLYFUCKING SHIT

OHMYGOD

OHMYGOSD

@dsdazai

@adilinalin

@dorktaliaimagines

be careful

@gaycatlord-stuff Thank you for letting me know dear. Hopefully nothing too horrible happens. :( Be careful everyone!!

@sir-scandalous @tweek-sowachowski @kristyotaku @ambiguousmanastorm @xxdemoncookiexx

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME SPREAD THIS
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
ITS HORRIBLE

» Help!

My tumblr got hacked and it keeps sending and making messages that I don’t want to make and I don’t know how to fix it! If somebody knows how please tell me ;~;

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Bam Boo~